ZERDIOK

    Redhood, who was a beautiful, short, 14 year-old girl, lived in Hoddstown. One day her mum said to her: “Go to visit your poor grandmother, she has been alone since 1876″. Redhood was born in 1888 and her grandmother lived in the outback, so she started walking with the intention to visit that poor woman.

When the girl entered the forest she met the Wolf. She wasn’t scared, nevertheless the wild animal softly asked her if she could hear him. Redhood wasn`t very polite because she left the Wolf in half a second.

The short girl ran away, ran away -faster than tortoises but slower than wolfs-, and arrived to her grandmother’s castle. Yes, it wasn’t a house, it was a castle. She hit the door and she broke it. She was a strong girl. Then she went to the central tower where her grandmother lived and met her in a pink bed. Redhood didn’t like pink.

The woman had huge ears, enormous eyes, a big nose and a terrible mouth. She wasn’t ill, she was the Wolf! Redhood knew him because her grandmother didn’t have a pink tongue. She asked to he Wolf: “Was she sweet?” “Oh, yes, she was delicious”, answered the Wolf. “But I didn’t eat your grandmother because I was hungry, I ate her because we had a disagreement. I had explained her my intention and she didn’t agree”.

“And what do you want to do?”
“I want to tell you something important, some special feeling.”
“You won’t eat me! I have hard meat but if you cook me I promise I’ll be delicious.”
“Oh, no, no, no, no! I want to say you… I feel… You are…”
“What? You forgot speaking? I think you have a piece of my grandmother’s ear in the mouth…”
“I love you, Redhood!”
“Oh, no!”

Redhood didn’t like pink, castles and wolfs that had a pink tongue, lay on a castle’s bed and fell in love. After one minute and twenty five seconds of reflexion she killed the poor Wolf and she cooked him with cucumbers. Finally, she ate the animal that had a woman inside and she thought that her grandmother wouldn’t be alone in her stomach.

WC (iazko uzta)